Meet the
Ineffable Jenna

You're looking for a woman who can stimulate your mind and body.

I'm a naturally buxom and sensual creature, offering a charming blend of intellect and quirk. Warm and playful with those I choose to spend my time with, and a true slut for those who tickle my fancy. Occasionally a bit too sarcastic, but always full of light hearted banter and smiles. Ivy educated and always keen to discuss delights of graph theory, the prose of Poe, or whichever novel my nose is currently buried in. Whether we are chatting over a Michelin meal or the best food truck you've never heard of, I insist the food must be excellent as the company.

Your pleasure is mine, and mine is yours.

Feel the softness of my skin as you trace your finger along my delectable curves. We'll explore each other in an intoxicating blend of passion and devilry. Whisper your fantasies into my ear and watch as I make them come true.

Some of my favorite pleasures include... Massages. A pungent cheese. The smell of a campfire. Nigiri Sushi. A hot tub under the stars. Fresh Pasta. Wandering hands. Sunsets by the water. Exploring a new city. Solving a math problem or a crossword puzzle. An enthralling play. Designer shoes.


A lingering stare (2 hr)€1500/$2300

Let's get to know each other. An hour is simply not enough. This is my minimum date length.

A tipsy tryst (3 hrs)€2000/$2900

Includes meeting for drinks or other social time.

Dinner and Dessert (4 hrs)€2400/$3300

Includes meeting for a meal - I'm happy to suggest a range of options for us.

An evening of debauchery€4700/$5500

Throw the clock out the window and see where the night takes us... parting ways before morning. Shall we dance the night away or hole away in bed?

An evening of debauchery plus breakfast in bed€7000/$8000

Must include at least 8 hrs of beauty rest - otherwise the night is ours. Message to discuss details.

Power PlayInquire for rates

For those that like things a little less vanilla. Playing with power dynamics is my forte. Shall I be in charge or you?

Fun with FriendsInquire for rates

I have beautiful friends in New York and Berlin that would be happy to join us. Tell me what you're looking for and I'll suggest my favorites.

In Date Extension800/hr

Its rare I will say yes but it doesn't hurt to ask.


Start by writing a polite message indicating the city you'd like to meet in and a few dates/times. Ideally how long of a date you'd like to book as well. I am selective and will decline your request if you are difficult to communicate with. Avoid using any explicit language but feel free to ask questions about the experience you're looking for.

Unfortunately not, but I've yet to encounter someone who was disappointed.

Yes but only on my device so I can ensure I'm comfortable. I will share with you after checking the images. That being said I prefer not to let recording interfere with our time together.

Screening requirements will vary. A 25% non refundable deposit is required for booking. If you cancel 2 weeks before the scheduled date your deposit can be put towards a future date within 6 months. If you cancel less than 2 weeks before the date the deposit is forfeited. Less than 48 hours and the entire fee is expected.

I do offer fly me to you under the right circumstances. If there's something you're looking for not listed here it doesn't hurt to ask. Please message me to discuss details.